I’ve been looking at more trend stuff at work in the last few days and I’ve found a bunch more cool stuff that I think is totally blog-worthy. I don’t have time to write about all of it right now, but for the moment here’s a website I discovered that I found myself quickly getting hooked on – super short summaries of movies via Movie-a-Minute. They write entertaining mini-scripts summarizing the plots of movies, here are a bunch of my favorites:
Pretty Woman
Julia Roberts: I’m a hooker, but I don’t kiss on the lips.
Richard Gere: I have a lot of money.
Julia Roberts: (smooch)
THE END
The Sixth Sense
Haley Joel Osment: I see dead people.
Bruce Willis: Try talking to them.
Haley Joel Osment: It worked.
THE END
Top Gun
(There are LOTS of JETS.)
Tom Cruise: I am handsome and cool.
Val Kilmer: No, I am handsome and cool.
(They get all moody with each other.)
Tom Cruise: I almost got you killed, so now we’re friends.
Val Kilmer: Yes. I like you.
THE END
Good Will Hunting
Matt Damon: I’m smart, but so what? Let’s start fights and pick up chicks.
Robin Williams: If you push people away, they can’t be close to you.
Matt Damon: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)
THE END
Everyone Says I Love You
Woody Allen: I’m neurotic.
Audience: We know.
Woody Allen: Yes, but this time I’m going to sing about it. (bursts into song)
THE END
Grease
John Travolta: I like you, but you’re not cool enough.
Olivia Newton-John: What if I dress like a slut?
John Travolta: Now that you’re not who you are, I can love you for who I wanted you to be.
THE END
Armageddon
NASA: An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
Nerd: You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
NASA: Let’s teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
Bruce Willis: Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don’t have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
Audience: I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.
THE END
Grosse Pointe Blank
John Cusack: I have a lot of angst about killing a lot of people. (Kills a lot of people. Gets angst.)
I am so glad I am reunited with my lost high school sweetheart. (Presumably stops killing people. Presumably stops getting angst.)
THE END
Speed
Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the elevator.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)
Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the bus.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)
Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the subway.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)
THE END
I’ll add more of my fascinating trend-hunting finds soon!
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Something to Read When You're Bored 
That was funny! Thanks!
Comment by ViciousHeadbutt January 14, 2011 @ 7:11 am